Stupid Product Warnings
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Lawnmower: "WARNING WHEN MOTOR IS RUNNING- THE BLADE IS TURNING!"

Curling Iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orificeā€¦

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

Spray Paint: "Do not spray in your face."

Bathtub Cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

On a container of lighter fluid: WARNING: Contents flammable!

On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.

On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

Microwave popcorn is packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless you open the plastic and unfold it. Direction #1 is Remove plastic.

On a television commercial that says it cleans dentures 4 times better. Below in small print it said "Lab test: (their product) vs. water.

On a television commercial I saw it said they their denture paste was better than any other. BELOW IT, it said in small letters, vs. using no adhesive.

Blow dryer: "DO NOT BLOW DRY IN SLEEP"

back of a drink bottle label: "Do not peel label off."

On a Band-Aid box: "For serious injuries, seek medical attention."

Woolite carpet cleaner: "Safe for carpets, too!"

BOTTOM of a box of glass ornaments: "Do not turn upside down."

On a box of Frosted Cheerio's, the logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes," is located just underneath another announcement: "To close: place tab here."

On a plastic orange juice can: "100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate."

Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos: Dip chips in cheese and salsa.

Children's cough medicine stating "Caution: May cause drowsiness; do not drive or operate heavy machinery"

Salt: Warning: High in sodium.

Stroller:"Remove child before folding."